Turner Turns 69

Today marks the 69th birthday of one of my favorite actresses of all time, Kathleen Turner. She blazed onto the silver screen in 1981 with “Body Heat” and became one of the most sought after actresses in Hollywood.



Rather than allow herself to get typecast, she focused on selecting roles that were daring and showcased her acting chops. In “The Man with Two Brains” (1983), she played the money-grubbing Dolores who marries brain surgeon Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin) for two reasons: his money and her love of torturing men. She withholds sex from her husband but gives it up freely for his landscaper, Juan (Russell Orozco).



“Romancing the Stone” followed and catapulted her fame even higher. Her follow-up to that was the wacky “Crimes of Passion” (1984). As a fashion designer by day/hooker by night, this one has to be seen to be believed.


 
“Prizzi’s Honor” (1985) is a favorite of mine. Turner portrays a hitter who falls for Jack Nicholson, also in the same profession. Like most of her roles, her characters love passionately, but in the end, their need for self-preservation (and often wealth) win out in the end.



“Peggy Sue Got Married” (1986) works in spite of the fact that she was a 32 year old woman portraying a high school senior. As in “Grease,” the surrounding cast were also much older than the characters that they portrayed. Other than that, it is a sweet, charming film for which Turner was deservedly nominated for an Oscar.



“The Accidental Tourist” (1988) is a sad yet hopeful story of what happens when the death of a child tears a marriage apart but allows the couple to live a more authentic life by pursuing what they truly want.



“War of the Roses” (1989) is my very favorite Turner film. She really should have won an Oscar for this one; she and Michael Douglas gave a painfully accurate portrayal of what happens in a disintegrating marriage where one partner feels unheard, ignored, and unappreciated.



“Serial Mom” (1994) runs a close second. “Suzanne Somers, this is my BAD side!” is one of many lines that Turner delivers with relish in this John Waters movie.



I had the honor of meeting Kathleen backstage after she acted in the short-lived Broadway play, “High” back in 2011. She was engaging in conversation and gracious up to a point, and then it was time for us to leave. This was not hard to imagine after having just finished her performance. 



I hope we continue to see her continue her craft and creating memorable characters for many years to come!

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Favorite Movies: The 1980's

The 1980's are what I would consider my prime decade of movie attendance, so get ready for a looooooong list!

"Ordinary People" (1980) is a bit of a downer, and I can't say that the plot is really all that exciting. Still, the riveting performances of Mary Tyler Moore and Timothy Hutton make this film worth watching as they play a mother and son who struggle to communicate to each other in the midst of a family tragedy.





"Nine to Five" (1980) has one of the best trios of women in Hollywood history: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin. Over thirty years later, their performances are just as fresh and natural. Even if women don't suffer in the work place like they did when this movie was made, there are still bosses that can be just as despicable as the one Dabney Coleman plays.





"Caddyshack" (1980) is one of the best "gross-out" films to hit the screen, thanks to an all-star comic cast. You can't find a better antagonistic duo than Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight. They truly epitomize the movie's tagline of "The snobs vs. the slobs." Every line out of Dangerfield's mouth is a comic gem ("He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife").





"Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) is the best of the quartet of films in the Indiana Jones series. It goes at a quick clip and is one of those rare movies where I don't long for a pair of editing shearers. Karen Allen is the best match for Indy, hands down. Although the final movie in the series was sub-par, at least she got the wedding ring!





"Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" (1982) is my kind of movie: corny with an absolute straight face. Steve Martin and Rachel Ward seem as if they stepped straight out of a film noir world, blending seamlessly with vintage clips from classic movies of yesteryear. A fitting final film for celebrated costume designer Edith Head and composer Miklós Rózsa.



About the only thing that keeps "Tootsie" (1982) from being timeless is its dated theme song. Other than that, this is one of the best comedies of all-time. Hoffman should have won a Best Actor (or Actress) Oscar for this one.



"Terms of Endearment" (1983) makes no bones about being a movie that shamelessly tugs on your heartstrings. Fortunately, a more than competent cast consisting of Debra Winger, Jeff Daniels, Shirley MacLaine, and Jack Nicholson keeps it from ever getting too tawdry.



"Sixteen Candles" (1984) is a fond look back at the awkwardness of High School. The movie really starts to hum when the two sets of grandparents come for a visit. In my opinion, they are the main reason to see it.





"Broadway Danny Rose" (1984) is typical Woody Allen; it starts out slow but picks up speed along the way as a table of comedians at NYC's Carnegie Deli recall talent agent Danny Rose's troubled professional (and personal) life.



"The Purple Rose Of Cairo" (1985) was recently covered here, so I'll just repeat myself again: this movie is Woody Allen at his best.



"Pee-wee's Big Adventure" (1985) baffled me the first time I saw it, and then it grew on me each time I watched it. Paul Reubens is brilliant as the devilish man-child, Pee Wee Herman, who heads to the Alamo to find his stolen bicycle.



"St. Elmo's Fire" (1985) creaks a bit when I watch it now, but it will always hold a special place in my heart since this tale of what happens after college was released shortly before I was contemplating the same question. Such a great 1980's time capsule.



"Prizzi's Honor" (1985) puts Kathleen Turner and Jack Nicholson together as a pair of hired killers who fall for each other. Plenty of twists and turns along the way with a surprise ending that hits like a knife through the throat...literally.



"Witness" (1985) is an edge-of-the-seat thriller that helped put Kelly McGillis on the map.





"Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986) is one of my favorite Kathleen Turner films, but I will admit that it's a bit difficult to believe that the 32-year old Turner is a high school student. If you can suspend your disbelief, you will be rewarded by this charming time travel story. At first I agreed with all of the critics who blasted Nicolas Cage for his performance as Peggy Sue's boyfriend/husband. Now when I watch it, I find that overall his performance fits, with just a few glitches of wackiness that seem to come from nowhere. It also appears that this film must have gotten some heavy-duty last-minute editing as there are lines in the script that would lead you to believe that more was to come. Rosalie, the girl in the wheelchair in the present has no role in the past. There is whispered (and not whispered) talk about the financial difficulties that Peggy Sue's father is facing, but nothing comes of it. Peggy Sue intimates that in the future she has unresolved issues with her sister, but that also vaporizes into nothing. These are just minor points about a movie that effectively wraps the audience in the warm glow of nostalgia laced with a tinge of regret.



"Stand by Me" (1986) is a sweet movie about childhood friends with a perfect cast and a perfect script that doesn't pull any punches with cheap emotional tricks.



"About Last Night..." (1986) is the perfect 1980's dating movie, with too-beautiful Rob Lowe & Debbie Moore as sweethearts who move too fast at first but eventually realize that their initial instincts were right.



"Adventures in Babysitting" (1987) is a fresh comedy of errors, thanks to Elisabeth Shue, not to mention one of the first Disney movies to drop an f-bomb. Touchstone-smuchstone...it's still Disney.



"Radio Days" (1987) highlights the golden age of radio during World War II from both the listener's side and the performer's side. Mia Farrow is wonderful as a shrill-voiced actress.



Even if you're not Italian, you can appreciate the comedy of "Moonstruck" (1987). Even though the transformation of a plain-jane to a knockout can be a bit of a Hollywood cliché, Cher's makeover here is breathtaking. Nicolas Cage is a great match for her as the slightly kooky brother of the man Cher's character is (almost) engaged to.



Let me preface this one by stating that I am not a huge fan of Melanie Griffith. Still, "Working Girl" (1988) is a movie that is perfectly suited to her "talents."



As Tess, the mouthy office worker, Griffith provides believability for the character that attempts to move up the corporate ladder by filling in for her boss (played by Sigourney Weaver). The resulting love-triangle situation with Harrison Ford provides a fantastic conclusion that is perfectly scripted. For once, it's a happy ending that is well-written and doesn't seem forced.



"Tequila Sunrise" (1988) has a few slow moments, but thanks to Michelle Pfeiffer, it is difficult to get bored.



It is not difficult to believe that Mel Gibson and Kurt Russell would be fighting over her.



"Torch Song Trilogy" (1988) is based on a 1982 play by Harvey Fierstein, following three different parts of his life. It is insightful while being funny, and even though it has some very intense moments, thanks to Fierstein and Anne Bancroft, it doesn't descend into being preachy.



"The Accidental Tourist" (1988) is one of those low-key movies that doesn't have a big protagonist, but instead is a well-crafted film about life and relationships.



William Hurt plays a travel writer whose life and marriage (to Kathleen Turner's character) is marred by the death of his son. Thanks to a quirky dog trainer (played by Geena Davis), he is given an opportunity to live again. The final scene is a tearjerker. In a happy way.



"Big" (1988) is one heck of a fantasy. A boy's wish to be "big" is granted, and he must live life in New York City as an adult until he figures out a way to reverse the process. Tom Hanks does a wonderful job of conveying the youth and innocence of his character. The relationship he develops with coworker Elizabeth Perkins is both funny and sad, all at the same time, as we know that it is doomed. Yet another final scene that will cause the tears to flow.



"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (1988) was filmed under the Touchstone banner, mainly because it was a bit racy to be considered a Disney film. Now that 25 years have passed, Disney has fully embraced it as its own, even though it borrows heavily from the cartoons of Tex Avery and Warner Brothers. Never have the movies seen a character with more va-va-voom than that of Jessica Rabbit (voiced by the sultry Kathleen Turner).



"Field of Dreams" (1989) is a fantasy film that sweeps the audience away on a journey of healing, and does so with such feeling that it is easy to forgive some of the hard-to-believe (and predictable moments). Burt Lancaster and James Earl Jones give Oscar-worth supporting actor performances.



"The War of the Roses" (1989) is my favorite Kathleen Turner movie. By the time it was going into production, she had already worked with Danny DeVito and Michael Douglas on two blockbusters ("Romancing the Stone" and "Jewel of the Nile"). The trio had found their rhythm, and this extremely black comedy shows the fruits of that friendship.



If divorce is a painful topic for you, then you should not watch this movie. What I like most about it is that rather than throw in a third person as a temptation, it focuses entirely on how two people can drift apart due to a lack of communication. What results is a biting take on what happens when you don't listen to your spouse!



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Screen Gem Saturdays: War of the Roses

I remember sitting in a theater back in 1989 and seeing the trailer for the newest Kathleen Turner & Michael Douglas movie, "The War of the Roses." The music was a Danny Elfman-style raucous cacophony, and the clips that were edited together made it look like a bedroom farce with people swinging on chandeliers and throwing things at each other. The film that was released was quite different and at first I didn't quite get it. The music in the trailer was not used; instead, it was more restrained. The movie was also (for the most part) more restrained and less about physical comedy. I was a bit confused and admittedly disappointed. The trailer promised "Romancing the Stone" in the bedroom, but delivered the sad disintegration of a marriage instead. When it came out on home video, I gave it a second chance and thought, "Hey, this isn't so bad..."

Since that time, I have watched it countless times and can now count it as one of my favorite films. I don't know who put the trailer together that I saw back in '89, but they sure did the movie a disservice.



If you've never seen it, let me warn you...it can be heavy at times, especially if you've lived through a divorce. It is a rare take on the topic, as most Hollywood films show outside forces as being the culprits for two people pulling apart. Instead, Oliver & Barbara Rose (played expertly by Douglas and Turner) slowly drift away from each other as Barbara becomes more disgusted with her self-centered ladder-climbing husband who neglects the wife at home who helped him reach the top.



Having previously worked together in "Romancing the Stone" and "Jewel of the Nile" (what a turkey that one is; Turner was right to initially refuse it), Turner and Douglas display a chemistry that would rival the greatest of Hollywood's screen teams. Sometimes over the top, Turner is at her very best here showing a subtlety that makes the audience sympathize with the years of neglect her character has put up with.



Danny DeVito directs the film and also plays a narrator of sorts. His character, Gavin d'Amato, a colleague of Oliver’s, also represents him in his acrimonious divorce from Barbara. Gavin ponders, "There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?" Things continue to get uglier between the Roses, who inhabit the same house during the proceedings. Barbara decides to throw herself on Gavin to entice him to talk Oliver into moving out.



Barbara kicks off one of her heels and puts her foot in Gavin's crotch, knowing that years earlier at one of her dinner parties, Gavin got a foot job under the table from his date.

Barbara Rose: what would it take to get you to help me, Gavin?

Gavin: Come on, put your shoes on, Barbara. I haven't been into feet since '82.

Although tempted, Gavin comes to his senses and wards off her advances, despite finding out that her previous training as a gymnast would have made her a very flexible partner in the hay.

I'm all for happy endings, but this one (which is not) will blow you away. The climax of the film is played between Turner, Douglas, and a chandelier...and nobody wins. Turner's final tiny gesture shows just how much disgust she has for Oliver, whose stupidity and macho bravado causes their ultimate demise.



If you like black comedies, they don't get blacker than this one.

UPDATE: I decided to look for the trailer that I recalled from over 20 years ago and found it on Youtube:



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